Dont touch my lightsabre, unless you will swallow.

Enormously Gifted Jedi Knight

make love to a cow - and you are evil - make love to a rat and I am honry....

horny as well !

Alex - The Only gay man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-saigon !!!



when I was nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah- 19

That from Veteran soldier Paul who lives hard but in a castle.

39 posts is much better than a blowjob from the Queen


Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Always remember - that blood is thicker than water. Thats why its best to shower in piss - its a bit of both !!


Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Some quotes from our gay friends...



Eating meat is wrong - unless of course the meat u eat is still attached to another mans groin - in which case - munch on that salami babe !!!




Never drink milk offered to you by a stranger - it might be a glass of their love juice - which in most cases will taste better than milk, but you dont want to get pregnant do you ??
(I never said they are clever)

If oranges are orange, and milk is white - why is shit so many colours ???




Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Remember - Fire is dangerous - so when you push a lit cuban cigar into your asshole -
it might burn slightly



Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Minor adjustments from me

If you molest yourself while wearing a Chewbacca mask - you are seriously fucked up






Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

He who laughs last, is a fucking idiot, stupid he-whore, slut, bitch who cannot understand a simple joke.




Mine... All mine....

Never touch your penis while milking a cow - it might hurt and I dont mean tha cow..


Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Remember - never pick your nose with a vibrator

Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Never make love to an underage swordfish - unless you have been given permission



Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

If you feel guilty for problems around the world, such as famine - then fuck off - you are a stupid he-bitch, whore !!



Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion) - "squiggle like prince's shit"

Never buy a CD or DVD from a black man on a beach - unless of course you need some blank cds

Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion)

If a man in London is grey, and a man in Turkey is black - who gives a fuck



Alex - The Only man in the world who has memorised every single page on Google.com (formerly known as Alex the Lion)

Never trust a German if he says he likes sex - they are all whores, and whore for a living
Alex the Lion

If you see two chinese men in the bar - always remember to stroke their cocks slowly, unless you are Bruce Lee


Alex The Lion.

If you like to eat toast - never take a crap on a ferry boat to Aegina - otherwise, your erections will lose their strength.


A Belgian Medical advising Book.

Never use nail varnish on your erection - it might make your cock bleed.

Alex the Lion

Hot testicles and mustard are never a gd combination - unless you are a whore, and smell of fish


Alex the Lion

Never touch your cock on a monday if you are planning a visit to Paris within 4 days - They will know what you have done
Unknown (but soooo true!!)

It reminds me of that film where there is a bus and it is speeding and if the speed goes below 50 then the drop in speed will blow up the bus, all because of the Speed - I think the film was called " The Bus that couldn't Slow Down "


From a good friend of mine called Homer..

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.

A Guy called Mel.

A schmoke and a pancake

I am sooooo hungry I could eat a baby!!

Some Scottish Guy called FAT BASTARD..

Surely you cant be serious ???

Of course I am serious - and dont call me Shirley !!


The Same Doctor in the Same Airplane again!!

Back and to the Left .... Back and to the Left .... Back and to the Left .... !!!



The most important famous phrase in the history of American Politics .....

Dude - I need a favour !!!
A favour - what is it ??
Its something one person asks another but that is not important right now...


Words spoken In an Airplane

I just want to say GOOD LUCK - We're all counting on you !!!!


Just a Doctor in an Airplane

Yoda - you seek Yoda - Help you I will

Uknown...

Like Here - Norwhere


Words of Wisdom from the biggest Malaka in Greek History

Luke!! I am your fazer!!


Austin Powers meets Darth Vader

Cock = penis, used also as a way of expressing bad luck (like damn!! Shit!!! etc..)

Based on real life and on words from a Top Gear host..

A mosquito can always fuck you hard,

but you can never hard fuck a mosquito (the plane)..


Just made it up.

Never molest a live camel in the middle of Syntagma Square,
unless you are 100% gay and take it up the ass.

From a... "friend"

Do not make the mistake of confusing a black mans dick with a can of pepsi....


Based on thoughts and words from wise man BORAT.

Never touch a black man in the dark, unless you have a can of baked beans with you.

Unknown Homeless guy.

Never pick up the soap when a black man stands in front of you...

Wait for him to go behind you...

First interaccial Gay.

No one likes a SMELLY Fool!!!


The wise man Mr.T

It is Fliday, you Gleek Plick!!

(Not so) Old Chinese Saying.

Flahhmatoohh = The Pen.

Word from the Falsenhoffs.

Welcome.

The whole purpose of this blog is to record some of the most famous words, sayings and phrases from all over the world (and not only!!) Just for laughs..

Well actually it doesnot serve any purpose at all.. And if you think otherwise, well, think what you like..

If you dont understand what this blog is all about, search fo something else.

Enjoy your stay,,